“Ooh what about Stockley Park then?”, said one. “Did you hear about Stockley Park”, said another.
As another year of sport draws to a close, the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award (SPOTY) rears its head once more.
Read it and weep – VAR in the Premier League. It’s coming to a ground near you so get ready.
Watching Free Solo is enough to remind you just why you have that entirely rational fear of heights.
Most sports fans will have their preferred football pundits but it’s the annoying ones that get people talking – usually in anger.
It’s Ryder Cup time again, which for UK sport viewers means getting pumped at a bunch of European golfers, while simultaneously worrying over our actual place within the EU.